Ingrid insults pidgen and tries Howie's Haupia
vasilescui@knights.k12.hi.us
--- On Thu, 6/7/18, Ingrid <ingridvasi@gmail.com> wrote:
> From: Ingrid <ingridvasi@gmail.com>
> Subject: Re: Fireworks
> To: "KOAKANE" <howiehawaii@yahoo.com>
> Date: Thursday, June 7, 2018, 10:32 PM
> wait!
> did you just say " my love???" ahhhh, let me open
> the upper drawer...ahhh, der....ahhhhh. now, it's
> bettah....what were you sayn? Oh, I should go
> shopping...OK!! No can say No to dat...
> my cold got a little out of hand but
> feeling bettah...today and tomorrow I'm working in a
> committee from Castle High at the Windward District
> designing the Mission and Vision of castle High School...
> Waipahu High School was a role model. TWO of my BABIES were
> at my table as part of this decision-committee...SO happy to
> see them! After tomorrow, TWO weeks break, and then I will
> be working for one week for DOE...
> ufff You say tea with lemon
> but The
> thing brah is that I run out of Sugah...No can find smooth,
> onolicious brown sugah in Waikiki...Here, only white sugah
> ...The thing with me iz dat I'm allergic to white sugah:
> once I see it, I feel like puking, makes me dizzy and
> nauseated...my skin gets a rush and I gotta scratch the
> buggah...Waipahu being the old sugah cane plantation still
> has some veritable, tasty, sweet sugah cane brah, that's
> da one I want...cause it only makes me itchy in one area,
> and I get one special scratch and it
> disappears...
> Brother:
> What's the menu for Sunday, broh?KK:
> Don't know, not sure if I can make it, practice starts
> early and she never listens, so I'm always running late
> and feel stressed...Sistah:
> Whatch u doing to that girl that she showers you with all
> these goodies???Brother: ha ha ha good question!
> Well, he must be givin' her somethin' Good...she
> gets so excited! But who cares? We pimp him into Waikiki
> brah, and then we eat good food! Everyone happy,
> eh? KK:
> Eh watch your mouth, I no pimp by anyone...I gonna tell her
> to quit cookin' Brother: Ohhhhh, don't get like
> dis brah, I was only jokeeeng...
> knock
> knock
> GrandNephew :
> Hi uncle, is grandma home?KK: Yes,
> she's in her roomGrandNephew:
> Uncle, I was here on Sunday and you were not
> homeKK: Well, I
> went to visit someoneGrandNephew:
> What's the name?KK: ( uffff
> ) Her name is RomaniaGrandNephew:
> Romania? Wow? Where is Dat?KK: Well, is
> in Waikiki, in town you know...it's actually a little
> country, you knowGrandNephew:
> Country? Oh My! How does it look?KK: Well,
> it's kinda small at first but if it rains, it can
> stretch out...almost bigger than Hawaii...dat one...imagine
> a beautiful island, green just waiting for a lava flow to be
> even more exoticGrandNephew:
> Wow! Are you gonna take me one day? I wanna see the green!!!
> PLEASE!!!KK: Aaaaa,
> no, no, my boy, Romania is not for you, maybe when you grow
> a little older...like after high school....Uncle doesn't
> want you to get lost in Romania...'cause you see, last
> time I went there I got lost and ended up in
> Bulgaria!Nephew:
> Where is Bulgaria? Ohhh, it's just next to Romania brah!
> I came out of Romania, turned left, walked one feet and all
> I know is that I woke up in Bulgaria...like a sleep
> walk...ahhhhh that smell of Roses, you know Bulgaria is
> known for her roses...When the rose bloomed and I put my
> nose to smell it, I couldn't let go...I didn't even
> care about the thorns...Sistah:
> KoaKane, I washed and put the kitchen ware in that bag ovah
> thereKK: Ohhhhhh,
> NOOOOOOO, now I don't know what ware is from Romania and
> what is from Bulgaria???Sistah: What?
> KoaKane, are you sniffing somethin' again? What talk is
> this? What's Bulgaria?KK: Oh never
> mind, it's just a country I want to visit, it's just
> South of Romania...Sistah: You
> got a passport and all dat?KK: Oh, I
> got IT, awright...I got the PASSPORT to enter both Romania
> and Bulgaria at the same time...And if I take Viagra, I
> enter Russia brah, those beautiful voluptuous
> women!!!Sistah:
> Careful with that crazy Putin brah!KK: Putin?
> What am I, Donald Trump!! Little D _ _ _ Sistah, my Passport
> gets so big...dat Putin will want me for himself
> brah...hahaha
> GrandNephew: Daddy,
> Daddy, I'm going to Bulgaria with Uncle KoaKane on
> Sunday! P-l-e-a-s-e, only for a couple of hours, we gonna
> pick roses! I can bring some to mom!Nephew:
> W-h-a-t? Two hours? Bulgaria is at the other end of the
> world, son, it will take you two days!!!
> Nephew:
> Uncle, what's dis thing w/ Bulgaria?KK: Dear, he
> kept asking me where I was last Sunday...so, I made up a
> story...what am I supposed to tell him, dat " Uncle is
> poke squad on Sundays..." Don't worry, if he picked
> from our side, he will spend a LOT of Time in Bulgaria one
> day...dat one...Nephew:
> Oooo, now, dat you tellin' me, I wanna go
> too?KK: HAHAHA
> Well, I mean you can ride with me, and I can drop you off in
> Bulgaria right before I enter Romania....
>
> HAHAHA
> Can't wait to see you on
> Sunday...good night, sleep tight, sweet dreams, come
> back!!!
>
> Gypsy Queen
> On Thu, Jun 7, 2018 at 2:12
> AM, KOAKANE <howiehawaii@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> Aloha my love yes thanks for the fireworks
> so nice sorry to hear you caught a little cold drink hot tea
> and lemon and you will be OK if that doesn't help I will
> give you a shot of da sugar cane get good medicine for you
> lol . Well enjoy your days off relax go beach shopping and
> have a good time Take care my love and again thank you for
> the delicious soup and all the other items you give you
> really don't have to your hot lovin is all I need chat
> again and till we meet again gypsy queen Mahalo
> KK
>
>
>
>
>
>
> On Monday, June 4, 2018, 9:12:05 PM
> HAST, Ingrid <ingridvasi@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> Aloha KK,
>
> The most beautiful
> fireworks today night! Half hour but here are the last 2
> minutes. Please watch it! Spectacular!
>
> Thank you for the
> wonderful massage, for the visit, for bringing me Da Sugah
> Cane ahhhhhhhhhhh, and for the delicious Haupia!
>
> I’m fighting a bit of a
> cold, not too bad though!
>
> Sleep tight,
> sweet dreams, come back and chat again!
>
> Gypsy Queen!
>
> Sent from my
> iPhone
> Subject: Re: Fireworks
> To: "KOAKANE" <howiehawaii@yahoo.com>
> Date: Thursday, June 7, 2018, 10:32 PM
> wait!
> did you just say " my love???" ahhhh, let me open
> the upper drawer...ahhh, der....ahhhhh. now, it's
> bettah....what were you sayn? Oh, I should go
> shopping...OK!! No can say No to dat...
> my cold got a little out of hand but
> feeling bettah...today and tomorrow I'm working in a
> committee from Castle High at the Windward District
> designing the Mission and Vision of castle High School...
> Waipahu High School was a role model. TWO of my BABIES were
> at my table as part of this decision-committee...SO happy to
> see them! After tomorrow, TWO weeks break, and then I will
> be working for one week for DOE...
> ufff You say tea with lemon
> but The
> thing brah is that I run out of Sugah...No can find smooth,
> onolicious brown sugah in Waikiki...Here, only white sugah
> ...The thing with me iz dat I'm allergic to white sugah:
> once I see it, I feel like puking, makes me dizzy and
> nauseated...my skin gets a rush and I gotta scratch the
> buggah...Waipahu being the old sugah cane plantation still
> has some veritable, tasty, sweet sugah cane brah, that's
> da one I want...cause it only makes me itchy in one area,
> and I get one special scratch and it
> disappears...
> Brother:
> What's the menu for Sunday, broh?KK:
> Don't know, not sure if I can make it, practice starts
> early and she never listens, so I'm always running late
> and feel stressed...Sistah:
> Whatch u doing to that girl that she showers you with all
> these goodies???Brother: ha ha ha good question!
> Well, he must be givin' her somethin' Good...she
> gets so excited! But who cares? We pimp him into Waikiki
> brah, and then we eat good food! Everyone happy,
> eh? KK:
> Eh watch your mouth, I no pimp by anyone...I gonna tell her
> to quit cookin' Brother: Ohhhhh, don't get like
> dis brah, I was only jokeeeng...
> knock
> knock
> GrandNephew :
> Hi uncle, is grandma home?KK: Yes,
> she's in her roomGrandNephew:
> Uncle, I was here on Sunday and you were not
> homeKK: Well, I
> went to visit someoneGrandNephew:
> What's the name?KK: ( uffff
> ) Her name is RomaniaGrandNephew:
> Romania? Wow? Where is Dat?KK: Well, is
> in Waikiki, in town you know...it's actually a little
> country, you knowGrandNephew:
> Country? Oh My! How does it look?KK: Well,
> it's kinda small at first but if it rains, it can
> stretch out...almost bigger than Hawaii...dat one...imagine
> a beautiful island, green just waiting for a lava flow to be
> even more exoticGrandNephew:
> Wow! Are you gonna take me one day? I wanna see the green!!!
> PLEASE!!!KK: Aaaaa,
> no, no, my boy, Romania is not for you, maybe when you grow
> a little older...like after high school....Uncle doesn't
> want you to get lost in Romania...'cause you see, last
> time I went there I got lost and ended up in
> Bulgaria!Nephew:
> Where is Bulgaria? Ohhh, it's just next to Romania brah!
> I came out of Romania, turned left, walked one feet and all
> I know is that I woke up in Bulgaria...like a sleep
> walk...ahhhhh that smell of Roses, you know Bulgaria is
> known for her roses...When the rose bloomed and I put my
> nose to smell it, I couldn't let go...I didn't even
> care about the thorns...Sistah:
> KoaKane, I washed and put the kitchen ware in that bag ovah
> thereKK: Ohhhhhh,
> NOOOOOOO, now I don't know what ware is from Romania and
> what is from Bulgaria???Sistah: What?
> KoaKane, are you sniffing somethin' again? What talk is
> this? What's Bulgaria?KK: Oh never
> mind, it's just a country I want to visit, it's just
> South of Romania...Sistah: You
> got a passport and all dat?KK: Oh, I
> got IT, awright...I got the PASSPORT to enter both Romania
> and Bulgaria at the same time...And if I take Viagra, I
> enter Russia brah, those beautiful voluptuous
> women!!!Sistah:
> Careful with that crazy Putin brah!KK: Putin?
> What am I, Donald Trump!! Little D _ _ _ Sistah, my Passport
> gets so big...dat Putin will want me for himself
> brah...hahaha
> GrandNephew: Daddy,
> Daddy, I'm going to Bulgaria with Uncle KoaKane on
> Sunday! P-l-e-a-s-e, only for a couple of hours, we gonna
> pick roses! I can bring some to mom!Nephew:
> W-h-a-t? Two hours? Bulgaria is at the other end of the
> world, son, it will take you two days!!!
> Nephew:
> Uncle, what's dis thing w/ Bulgaria?KK: Dear, he
> kept asking me where I was last Sunday...so, I made up a
> story...what am I supposed to tell him, dat " Uncle is
> poke squad on Sundays..." Don't worry, if he picked
> from our side, he will spend a LOT of Time in Bulgaria one
> day...dat one...Nephew:
> Oooo, now, dat you tellin' me, I wanna go
> too?KK: HAHAHA
> Well, I mean you can ride with me, and I can drop you off in
> Bulgaria right before I enter Romania....
>
> HAHAHA
> Can't wait to see you on
> Sunday...good night, sleep tight, sweet dreams, come
> back!!!
>
> Gypsy Queen
> On Thu, Jun 7, 2018 at 2:12
> AM, KOAKANE <howiehawaii@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> Aloha my love yes thanks for the fireworks
> so nice sorry to hear you caught a little cold drink hot tea
> and lemon and you will be OK if that doesn't help I will
> give you a shot of da sugar cane get good medicine for you
> lol . Well enjoy your days off relax go beach shopping and
> have a good time Take care my love and again thank you for
> the delicious soup and all the other items you give you
> really don't have to your hot lovin is all I need chat
> again and till we meet again gypsy queen Mahalo
> KK
>
>
>
>
>
>
> On Monday, June 4, 2018, 9:12:05 PM
> HAST, Ingrid <ingridvasi@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> Aloha KK,
>
> The most beautiful
> fireworks today night! Half hour but here are the last 2
> minutes. Please watch it! Spectacular!
>
> Thank you for the
> wonderful massage, for the visit, for bringing me Da Sugah
> Cane ahhhhhhhhhhh, and for the delicious Haupia!
>
> I’m fighting a bit of a
> cold, not too bad though!
>
> Sleep tight,
> sweet dreams, come back and chat again!
>
> Gypsy Queen!
>
> Sent from my
> iPhone
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